amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via emiliojae)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via jvkxofficial)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

(via buildyourown-world)

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via 5erena)