Anonymous:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space"

Marilyn Monroe (via platinumbronzer)

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via cinna-stacker)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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